] to make a video for Aint Buyin No Dranks [Shawty Stingy] by Ness Lee, but I had bills so here's what I did with the rest of the doe. LOL! Tis the first and only video Ive ever made... so I KNOW its not the best... but I'll get better lol....Poodie's 10 randoms
1) At a very young age, I had fantasies about killing people with acts of bionic strength, many many times a day. I had no idea this was not normal. I actually thought my Dad [the DJ] was a superhero, so I refrained from killing my foes so that his identity would stay protected.
2) Im writing a book called "How to Kill Using Bare Hands and No Forensic Evidence" .. just a few more trials to go!!
3) I don't like that Herpes and Heroes are spelled so closely alike. One time I texted 'Dam... all my herpes are dyin...'... and that was NO FUN!
4) U could carjack me with a peice of wet bread.... Im THAT afraid of it... but u may get shot first.
5) I dont like other peoples children.. unless they are cute. Ugly kids are the WORST! I get mad when they smile. I can speak on ugly kids, becuz i was one.
6) I don't think anyone with racists views should apologize... If ur bold enough to express them publically or let them slip, stand by them.. Ur apology pacifies who? They are STILL goin to brand you. I respect people who are able to speak the truth about what they feel. Cuz Ill be damned if I watch my tongue for anyone.
7) I think people who rally against other peoples views, practices, lyrics, published writings or outburst are a bunch of stupid whiny losers. Stop taking shyt personal. Have ur own views of urself and stop giving a fuck about wtf other people are doing/saying. Stop letting TV and radio raise ur kids, lead by example and make a difference IN YOUR life or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
8) Barack Obama is not going to save all 'niggas', and as soon as he doesnt... 'niggas' will turn on him. Educate and liberate URSELF and stop waiting... No matter who wins... the same principles and people will run this greedy power trippin country.. I create my destiny... politics don't matter.
9) I think that if u LOSE significant breast mass after breast feeding.. optional implant surgery should be covered by insurance as reconstructive and not cosmetic, unless ur requesting bigger than they were before. Men, imagine losing 4 inches of ur 7 inch penis just cuz u had a baby...
10) I am mastering the art of not givin a fuck SO WELL... that Im not even gonna finish this sente.................
Ok, so I'm ova my gurl Lisa's house, its me and a couple other friends. We are bored and *OUT POPS* a porno from the the magical land of AintShytELSEtaDo. Been there?? 
So we say... "Ahhh, what the hell.. put it on for the music..." lol 
Honestly, I loveth porn... to me its OH SO entertaining.. but the educational value is unmatched lol... 
In-tee-WHO... Its a "triple freaks" dvd and upon viewing... I notice during the action that uhhmmm... there's no good way to get double "done"! At least not on film... Firstly, I find nothing enticing about this particular activity and I suppose that the "DAYUM BYTCH!" factor is what they are tryin to achieve.
But if ur gonna be in that industry and make them dollaz, I guess its whateva floats ya butthole! lol
Anyhow, I'm lookin and as the 2 men are goin at the sluthole, one poor man is being deprived. I mean, he's in, but thats about it! And this is a whole dvd full of these scenarios wit diff'rent profeshunal hoez & all! lol No matter which way they flip the beoch, both men are never simultaneously &/or successfully frictioning! 
So where lies the point?? I enjoy a good porno every now and...ok frequently, but this was just awkward to watch. All parties involved looked uncomfortable, barely hidden by horribly bad acting. I was dyin at how a beoch had to pretend "OUCH" was a moan.. so it came out like.. "OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUch, o yea-OUUUU...yessss-OWWWWW" 
!!!
At one point, 3 prhoez (profeshunal hoez, tee hee) had managed to get an ounce of flow goin due to excess lube, then I realized that they had edited that one part to play over again. 
They aint slick! The dudes are like, tryin not to touch each other... The beoch is tryin not to RELEASE FECES and look like she's luvin it... 
and all I can think of is hmm, I wonder if these dudez feel each othaz wee-wees rubbin inside? 
YELCK!
Anyhow, thaz my freaky thought of the day! 
and more than EVER it seems that the issue of 'Why come ya name is Poodie for!?!' is coming up A LOT.. 
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or even sexually vulgar..
I'll be some ugly sounding shyt [except a BUSSIT BABY, 
that has Poodie beat by a long shot lol].. just to spite ur prejudice...
