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Porno Scorno - Old blog : )

I have found some gems on my old ass AOL blog... remembering this even made me lol...
Monday, December 6, 2004
6:52:15 PM EST

Ok, so I'm ova my gurl Lisa's house, its me and a couple other friends. We are bored and *OUT POPS* a porno from the the magical land of AintShytELSEtaDo. Been there?? Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket So we say... "Ahhh, what the hell.. put it on for the music..." lol Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Honestly, I loveth porn... to me its OH SO entertaining.. but the educational value is unmatched lol... Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

In-tee-WHO... Its a "triple freaks" dvd and upon viewing... I notice during the action that uhhmmm... there's no good way to get double "done"! At least not on film... Firstly, I find nothing enticing about this particular activity and I suppose that the "DAYUM BYTCH!" factor is what they are tryin to achieve.Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket But if ur gonna be in that industry and make them dollaz, I guess its whateva floats ya butthole! lol

Anyhow, I'm lookin and as the 2 men are goin at the sluthole, one poor man is being deprived. I mean, he's in, but thats about it! And this is a whole dvd full of these scenarios wit diff'rent profeshunal hoez & all! lol No matter which way they flip the beoch, both men are never simultaneously &/or successfully frictioning! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket So where lies the point?? I enjoy a good porno every now and...ok frequently, but this was just awkward to watch. All parties involved looked uncomfortable, barely hidden by horribly bad acting. I was dyin at how a beoch had to pretend "OUCH" was a moan.. so it came out like.. "OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUch, o yea-OUUUU...yessss-OWWWWW" Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket!!!

At one point, 3 prhoez (profeshunal hoez, tee hee) had managed to get an ounce of flow goin due to excess lube, then I realized that they had edited that one part to play over again. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketThey aint slick! The dudes are like, tryin not to touch each other... The beoch is tryin not to RELEASE FECES and look like she's luvin it... Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucketand all I can think of is hmm, I wonder if these dudez feel each othaz wee-wees rubbin inside? Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketYELCK!


Anyhow, thaz my freaky thought of the day! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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